Saturday, April 9, 2011

A Xialan Fairytale

Once upon a time, Team Xialan only had two members - Vx and Jonda. This is the story of how XL grew from two to three ! If you cbf to read everything scroll down for the tl;dr version ^_^

Once upon a time, Jon and Vx were at an event called SGF 2010. Jon was meticulously pasting pink masking tape on the floor for the Project RAMPAGE booth. Vx was I don't know what Vx was doing. And then a girl in a black dress walked past.

Jon saw her. Vx saw her. Jon stops whatever he is doing that will later cause a lot of grief for certain members of a certain organising exco.

"That girl wants to have sex with me," he said.

But Vx said, "erhhhh! Black dress only. Confirm single digit IQ."

That was Day 1.

On Day 2, the event extended into some batshit crazy 72 or god knows how long marathon with free play on the computers.

The girl was wearing a priest shirt.

Jon still said, "that girl wants to have sex with me."

And Vx said, "maybe she wearing to pretend?"

But then of course, later that night, AS FATE WOULD HAVE IT, the girl logged into her WoW account and started playing a lvl 1 trollolololol.

And then Vx, mic in hand, had to go over and trollolololol her also. And then the girl started to think, "wah, this guy wants to have sex with me."

Her suspicions were later confirmed when Vx ambushed her outside the event venue to walk her out to the road and flag a cab for her. Then he xialanly tried to give her his number. OR WAS THIS ON THE 3RD NIGHT? I don't remember. But she told him she wouldn't remember it and left. Somewhere during one of these nights that blurred into days that blurred into nights because the event was so long, Vx also xialanly added the girl on Facebook without first introducing himself IN REAL LIFE so the girl had no idea who he was. Anyway.

ON THE 3RD DAY, this happened.

Jon: "Mary-Anne wants to have sex with me."

Vx: "Mary-Anne wants to have sex with me."

Just then, a wild Ljnel appeared! and forlornly said,

Ljnel: "But I saw her first :("

Vx and Jon summoned their Pokemon and defeated the wild Ljnel so that they could go on in pursuit of the girl/Mary-Anne/Miss Fors!

On the 4th day, Vx and Jon put on their handsome suits to impress two people. Mary-Anne and the guest of honour for the closing ceremony. Vx even brought his HAIR DRYER down to the event. The moment he saw Mary-Anne that morning he transformed and rolled out in his handsome suit but failed to get her notice. She said hi and walked right by him.

Vx sat there saddingly.

But that was still ok! they don't mind or think about it. The dynamic duo also known as Team Xialan had other tricks up their sleeves! After two hours plus of planning it was decided that they would ambush Mary-Anne for a photo.

Vx came in from the left, Jon came in from behind, and they snapped the famous photo that would later grace the Team Xialan blog! (that you are now reading)

Then Vx wanted ANOTHER photo for what fuck reason I do not know, maybe because he felt he looked ugly in the first one but anyway they ambushed Mary-Anne for a second time, for a photo of just Vx and her and a plate of cheapo buffet food, and that was really what sealed the deal.

1) A wild Ljnel did not get Miss Fors.

2) Team Xialan decided to attempt Operation PEIQIN #2 and recruited Miss Fors.

3) Everybody and their dog in the arcade scene thought Vx and Miss Fors were a couple. Vx managed to give Miss Fors his namecard (that she later lost) and then sneakily took her MSN from her Facebook and the rest they say, is history.

Anyway tl;dr, here is the condensed version.




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