Why do I wake earlier then my Master, it is beyond me.
He never feeds me anything different, for fear of me shitting liquids on the kitchen floor, fuck that, he's just lazy to clean up, I have no appetite.
Oh wait! He is awake! Let's see where he's going... perhaps we could go for an early morning walk? No? Dammit. I'll just take a nap.
Oh! Where are you going! Walk, now? Dammit. I'lll just take another nap.
I think I haven't been out in almost 3 days.